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A Cool Girl's Guide to Depression

so depressed, but at least my hair is freshly washed 

so depressed, but at least my hair is freshly washed 

  • look out of windows. Sigh periodically.
  • stop eating. You've lost all will to eat, or maybe you're just so depressed that you forget. Soon your outside will be as frail as your mental state.
  • smoke
  • take a lot of baths
  • pepper your speech with French words like ennui or raison d'etre
  • wear black, preferably a black sweater with no bra
  • be mysterious. Telegraph your depression without illuminating anyone to the specifics or causes.
  • listen to very cool music, preferably on vinyl
  • drink too much, but never vomit
  • continue to be the subject of the male gaze

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